LOL

If I were a cartoon character I would
be:
* Fuji Syuusuke (prince of tennis)

If I were a month I would be:
* December. Loads of Holidays

If I were a day of the week I would be:
* Friday. Nothing beats the l33t pwnage weekends!!

If I were a time of the day I would be:
* Tiger time..

If I were a planet I would be:
* The sun OH WAIT thats not a planet?

If I were a sea animal I would be:
* Crap. I mean crab. Nah, dolphin.

If I were a direction I would be:
* Northwest. Random direction

If I were a piece of furniture I would
be:
* Nothing...

If I were a sin I would be:
* Sin 90 which is 1...
correct anot, i 4got...

If I were a historical object I would
be:
* history textbook

If I were a liquid I would be:
* Mercury

If I were a stone, I would be:
* Stone giant (tiny)

If I were a tree, I would be:
* I'll be Four.

If I were a bird, I would be:
* Shuttlecock

If I were a tool, I would be:
* A toolbar on your desktop

If I were a flower/plant, I would be:
* Man Eating Plant!

If I were a kind of weather, I would
be:
* Drizzle.

If I were a musical instrument I would
be
* a piano

If I were an animal I would be:
* Human being

If I were a color, I would be:
* Blue. (im host!)

If I were an emotion, I would be:
* Love

If I were a vegetable, I would be:
* Human vegetable

If I were a sound, I would be:
* I dun wan to be a transverse wave...

If I were a car, I would be:
* Mercs. U get "condo penetration rights".
No one questions u whenever u enter a condo even if you don't own it
rocks man.

If I were a song, I would be:
* Tong hua.

If I were a movie, I would be:
* Death Note

If I were a food, I would be:
* Chao Fan

If I were a place, I would be:
* My own house duh.

If I were a taste, I would be:
* Spicy

If I were a scent, I would be:
* Smell of Ba Kua

If I were a word, I would be:
* pro

If I were a body part I would be:
* Hands

If I were a facial expression I would
be
* Blur expression

If I were a subject in school I would
be
* CME...CMI lah/

If I were a shape I would be:
* a circular square.